The Gorge (2025) Movie Review – 7/10
ain’t no valley gorge low enough, ain’t no river gorge wide enough, to keep me from getting to you baby
The White Lotus S3E1 Recap & Predictions – Incestual Sexual Tension
Hol’ up, are those brothers about to bang?
Conclave (2024) Movie Review – 8/10
Now let us proclaiiiim the mysteryy of faaaiiithhhh
The Substance (2024) Movie Review – 4/10
Buy me a star on the boulevard, it’s californication.
The Creator (2023) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: Picture District 9 esque sci-fi adventure, but instead of everyone being racist against the prawns, it’s Sam Altman’s AI wet dream.
The Breakthrough (2025) – Limited Series Review 7/10
tl,dr: A Swedish Olympic power walker attempts to solve a double murder using Ancestry.com
Everything You Need to Know Before Severance Season 2 // Season 1 Recap
Seriously, what was up with those goats?
The Hateful Eight (2015) Movie Review – 8/10
tl,dr: a heartwarming & uplifting tale of Abraham Lincoln’s pen pal in the aftermath of the Civil War.
I’m Tim (2024) Movie Review – 9/10
tl,dr: incredible, nostalgic documentary with an incredible amount of behind-the-scenes footage covering the rise (& fall) of Avicii
The Order (2024) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: an engaging true crime thriller of feds vs white supremacists, good but not great.