The Gorge (2025) Movie Review – 7/10
ain’t no valley gorge low enough, ain’t no river gorge wide enough, to keep me from getting to you baby
Movie Reviews
Conclave (2024) Movie Review – 8/10
Now let us proclaiiiim the mysteryy of faaaiiithhhh
The Substance (2024) Movie Review – 4/10
Buy me a star on the boulevard, it’s californication.
The Creator (2023) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: Picture District 9 esque sci-fi adventure, but instead of everyone being racist against the prawns, it’s Sam Altman’s AI wet dream.
The Hateful Eight (2015) Movie Review – 8/10
tl,dr: a heartwarming & uplifting tale of Abraham Lincoln’s pen pal in the aftermath of the Civil War.
The Order (2024) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: an engaging true crime thriller of feds vs white supremacists, good but not great.
Nosferatu (2023) Movie Review – 6/10
tl,dr: A horny necrophiliac’s wet dream. If you like Robert Eggers you’ll love this movie, if you don’t, you won’t.
Smile 2 (2024) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: Campy horror sequel that’s worth the watch. Knows what it is & doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not. A good, bad movie if you will.
Gladiator II (2024) Movie Review – 8/10
tl,dr: Epic, action packed return to Rome with Ridley Scott, but nowhere near the masterpiece of the first film, and overladen with fan service.
Carry-On (2024) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: The streaming era’s take on Die Hard (it’s a Christmas movie), that will keep you entertained for 2 hours….and you’ll forget you even watched it by Easter