The Hateful Eight (2015) Movie Review – 8/10
tl,dr: a heartwarming & uplifting tale of Abraham Lincoln’s pen pal in the aftermath of the Civil War.
Movie Reviews
The Order (2024) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: an engaging true crime thriller of feds vs white supremacists, good but not great.
Nosferatu (2023) Movie Review – 6/10
tl,dr: A horny necrophiliac’s wet dream. If you like Robert Eggers you’ll love this movie, if you don’t, you won’t.
Smile 2 (2024) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: Campy horror sequel that’s worth the watch. Knows what it is & doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not. A good, bad movie if you will.
Gladiator II (2024) Movie Review – 8/10
tl,dr: Epic, action packed return to Rome with Ridley Scott, but nowhere near the masterpiece of the first film, and overladen with fan service.
Carry-On (2024) Movie Review – 7/10
tl,dr: The streaming era’s take on Die Hard (it’s a Christmas movie), that will keep you entertained for 2 hours….and you’ll forget you even watched it by Easter
Bone Tomahawk (2015) Movie Review – 10/10
tl/dr: while the middle may be a little bit slow, the final 30ish minutes are a cinematic masterpiece and if you say otherwise, you’re wrong.
Heretic (2024) Movie Review – 7.6/10
tl/dr: entertaining watch, if flawed and heavy handed at times. Was it worth the $20 I paid to rent this? No.
Juror #2 (2024) Movie Review – 7/10
tl/dr: entertaining court room drama that’s not as good as other websites will lead you to believe. If you think this is 90+ you have half a brain.
Edge of the World (2021) Movie Review – 3/10
tl/dr: This movie is utter trash & almost 2 hours of my life I will never get back. I guess that’s what I get for allowing my Spanish father-in-law to pick what the whole family was watching.